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"Scott Wood is probably the funniest guy I have ever met. You want to talk about endless one-liners on every topic imaginable? Scott's got those and more... and that more is a heart for God. Scott disarms his audiences with his incredible wit and entertains, but he also encourages people spiritually. I highly recommend him to you." -- Greg Laurie, Pastor, Harvest Crusades and Harvest Christian Fellowship, Riverside, Calif.

From churches to comedy clubs, cruise ships to corporate events, SCOTT WOOD has been hailed as one of the funniest stand-up comedians working today. Known as "Mr. Punchline," Scott's style of rapid-fire one-liners and off-the-cuff improv has left audiences rolling in the aisles all across the US and abroad in a variety of television, radio, and personal appearances.

Along with a list of hundreds of corporate credits that includes Disney, Home Depot, Toyota, McDonald's, Coca Cola, Pepsi, and Xerox, Scott has also appeared on television programs for ABC, A&E, CBS, NBC, FOX, PAX, The Family Channel, and Comedy Central. He has been featured on ABC's World News Tonight in a feature spotlighting his clean style of comedy and has appeared in several national commercials. He is currently appearing on the PAX Television comedy series "Bananas," which airs on Saturday nights at 9:00PM PST and his comedy is in constant rotation on Sirius and XM satellite radio.

Scott is also an accomplished impressionist with over 300 voices in his repertoire including George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, John Travolta, The Simpsons, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is also an exceptional singing impressionist with his dead-on impressions of artists such as Michael Bolton, Frank Sinatra, N*Sync, and Elvis Presley.

Among Scott's writing credits are contributions as a joke writer for The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, major contributions for two national published books, Comedy Comes Clean and Comedy Comes Clean 2, and Reader's Digest featuring his material, including him in their "Top 50 Funniest One-Liners Of All Time" alongside jokes from Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, and Robin Williams.

In 2010, Scott created and starred in a sitcom pilot for "My Life in Punchlines" and has written and illustrated three children's books to be published later in the year.

Scott's unique style of clean comedy is sure to delight any audience. A highly-recommended talent for a great event.